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Issue 11
Spring 2006
Helping America procrastinate since 1636
October 25, 2025
 
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Larry Summers Boldly Hand Picks Successor to Harvard Presidency
After the recently announced resignation of Harvard President Larry Summers, speculation has run rampant concerning his potential successors. Rumors have ranged anywhere from former US Vice President Al Gore to... (more)

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Love in Translation
We all know the scene. It's Springtime and romance is in the air. Boy meets girl through a modern digital interface... (more)

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Study: Most Seniors Confused by Medicare Benefits, World Around Them
Medical School Application Timeline

Who's On Tap?
Only the most naïve citizens of the homeland may not realize it, but this represents a typical phone conversation in America Today! A dialogue between two men hell bent on the destruction of America, Freedom, and Our Entire Way of Life!... (more)

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This Just In: Revolution in Canada
Following Latest Riots, Burn-Resistant Cars Become Hot Sellers in France

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How To Leave The Dorms and Live On?
Summers Taps Bill Clinton as Student-Faculty Affairs VP

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