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Issue 17
Spring 2009

Helping America procrastinate since 1636

January 25, 2021
 
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Harvard Gate-Closing Policy Thwarts Only Laziest of Criminals



New Poland Spring Bottle Made With 15% Less Plastic, Child Labor



50 Cent Now Known As 32 Euro Cent



Chuck Norris Now Available To Stand Behind You At Press Conferences



Dyslexic Plagiarist Accidentally Submits Original Work



Ivy Leage Quietly Replaces Dartmouth With University of New Hampshire









































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