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Point: Angry About Reagan TV Movie, Republicans Threaten to Reaganize Dime, Leaving Roosevelt On Back.###coins

Counterpoint: Democrats Enshrine William (/Jefferson) Clinton Nickel. Would You Like A Mint? How 'Bout Them Apples?###coins

Counter Counter Point: Republicans Vote to Make Dime Smallest Unit of Currency. Fuck Bill and Abe! Says Congress. Australia Already Realized That With Inflation, They're Not Even Worth Picking Up Anymore. Trickle Down to This You Liberal Punks!###coins

Counter Counter Counter Point: Hil' Gets Washington's Spot Even Before She Takes Washington In 2004/2008? You Old Boys Have Been Drawn and Quartered, Biyatch###coins