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Issue 09
Spring 2005
Helping America procrastinate since 1636
April 19, 2024
 
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Snoop Doggy Dogg Formally Announces 2008 Bid For Vice Prezzidency
I ain't no foreigner. I was born here. Long Beach. The LBC. 213. Nineteen Seventy One. Knee deep in the hood... (more)

 CORPORATE WATCH
Wishing Fountains Soon to Accept Personal Checks

 DOMESTIC POLITICS
The Electoral College Map After Global Warming
One Of These Pizzas is With the Terrorists
Dog Show Based Über-Patriotism Possibly Getting Out of Hand
Superman Being Investigated By INS

 LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
Ode to the Wonders of Sleep Deprivation


Internet Access Now Limited to Patriots
Despite being best known as the "I'm resigning due to personal reasons" fall guy for the Bush administration's misuse of intelligence in its attempt to dissemble/persuade the public into supporting the war in Iraq, former CIA Director George Tenet still packs a punch when it comes to embodying the... (more)

 HEALTH AND MEDICINE
FDA Withdraws Soma

 SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
Bill Gates Arrested on Charges of Sexual Assault
Link is Dead

 HARVARD NEWS
Controversy Mounts Over Comments by Harvard President Larry Summers
Harvard Police Log

 GLOBAL POLITICS
Terrorist's Demands Getting Ridiculous
Saddam Reportedly Growing Rabbit Ears


Gay Terror Alert Updated to Perrywinkle

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