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Spring 2008

Helping America procrastinate since 1636

September 25, 2020
 
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Unlike the disreputable Emperor's Club VIP ring, Netfuxxx is quite regularly used by elite politicians interested in quality and discretion. No postage necessary if escort is returned to any street corner in the US, and even if you're too busy to do them for months at a time, there are absolutely no late fees! If you don't use Netfuxxx, you might as well be getting mail order brides from Turkmenistan. All we ask is that you follow our simple request, "Be Kind, Untie" - Netfuxxx  HSP 

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