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Issue 17
Spring 2009
Helping America procrastinate since 1636
September 26, 2023
 
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Comedians Struggle to Make Fun of President Obama
HSP Eagerly Plagiarizes Shepard Fairey

 LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
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 SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
Nature, Science Introduce Each Other As Sub-Journals
Cambridge Residence Suspected of Housing Sweatshop
Tourists Discover New Species of Squirrel in Harvard Yard
Ghost of Isaac Newton Vandalizes Rival's Wikipedia Article
Top Ten Worst Distributed Supercomputing Projects

Facebook Now Open to Prison Population
Massachusetts Decriminalizes Crime
Senators Turn to Twitter For On-The-Go Filibusters
Overwhelmed By American Flag Pins, Al-Quaida Disbands

 EYE ON THE ECONOMY
Harvard Yard To Become Parking Lot
HSP Finally Lampoons Drew Faust
Black Hole Out-sucked By Economy

 ENTERTAINMENT
NBC Preps Watchmen For Network Premiere
Celine Dion and 50 Cent Team Up For New Album
Alex Rodriguez Accuses Michelle Obama of Steroid Use

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 STILLS


Point: Angry About Reagan TV Movie, Republicans Threaten to Reaganize Dime, Leaving Roosevelt On Back.



Pardon Me, I Was Just Wondering Where You Got That Wonderful Sweater


 


Anteaters Decry Loss of Traditional Ways



Olympic Pole Vaulter Yoo Kim Conveniently Specifies His Seemingly Reasonable, Yet Somehow Suspect, Location


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