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Issue 17
Spring 2009

Helping America procrastinate since 1636

May 24, 2025

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Comedians Struggle to Make Fun of President Obama

HSP Eagerly Plagiarizes Shepard Fairey

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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

Nature, Science Introduce Each Other As Sub-Journals

Cambridge Residence Suspected of Housing Sweatshop

Tourists Discover New Species of Squirrel in Harvard Yard

Ghost of Isaac Newton Vandalizes Rival's Wikipedia Article

Top Ten Worst Distributed Supercomputing Projects

Facebook Now Open to Prison Population

Massachusetts Decriminalizes Crime

Senators Turn to Twitter For On-The-Go Filibusters

Overwhelmed By American Flag Pins, Al-Quaida Disbands

EYE ON THE ECONOMY

Harvard Yard To Become Parking Lot

HSP Finally Lampoons Drew Faust

Black Hole Out-sucked By Economy

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NBC Preps Watchmen For Network Premiere

Celine Dion and 50 Cent Team Up For New Album

Alex Rodriguez Accuses Michelle Obama of Steroid Use

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