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Issue 02
March 2003

Helping America procrastinate since 1636

March 08, 2021
Now Marijuana Free, Snoop Doggy Dogg Finds Time to Dabble in Theoretical Astrophysics
After much speculation, Long Beach California resident and gansta rap superstar Snoop Doggy Dogg announced recently that he had finally given up Marijuana, a staple crop for him for the "past twenty fo' years"... (more)

Stephen Wolfram Pens, "A New Kind of Pseudoscience"

Long have the foundations of well-respected, mainstream pseudoscience stood up to scrutiny, but one man may be about to change all that... (more)

Saddam Hussein Remarkably Bad at Video Games, Evidently
Like all reasonable military despots and dictators throughout history, even Saddam Hussein needs an occasional break... (more)

Scientists Find, Boston Really, Really, Extremely Cold in January
In light of a recent study, scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and Harvard University, both announced independently this week that, despite many doubts, Boston is indeed really, really, amazingly, ridiculously cold in January... (more)



Jailed Amoeba Complains About Single Cell


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