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Issue 07
Spring 2004

Helping America procrastinate since 1636

October 08, 2024
 
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America Accidentally Elects Dennis Kucinich
Fast forward to election night, 2004, courtesy of the Harvard Satyrical Press crystal ball/parallel universe digital viewing system, where our special election coverage now takes you live to a particularly interesting alternate reality. No it's not the one where you're filthy rich and have a beautiful singing voice, silly. This is the one where America accidentally elects Dennis Kucinich. ... (more)

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