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Unidentified Giant Ball of Fire Seen Floating in Sky

Strip of Bacon Employed as Poorly Chosen Bookmark

Lovable Cartoon Mouse Mysteriously Transformed into Freakish Cactus Plant

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New White Supremacist Sect Focuses on Albino Worship

Toaster Box Steals Bike, Loses Breath, Puts Down Kick Stand

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