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Issue 13
Spring 2007
Helping America procrastinate since 1636
March 15, 2026
 
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Al Gore Credits Emotion Chip With Resurgence in Popularity
Oscar winner, environmental activist, former United States Vice President and presidential candidate Al Gore is a popular man... (more)

 HEALTH AND MEDICINE
Fearing Pandemic, COOTIES Vaccine Required for Harvard Enrollment
American Red Cross Expands Give-Away Program

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Harvard Undergraduate Just Can't Stop Helping Others
Teaching Fellows Desperately Want More Teaching Conferences
Photo of Yale's "We Suck" Prank Shown to Be Doctored

Bush Calls for Massive Troop Surge in America's Heartland
In what he deems a "strategic redeployment," President Bush is calling for a massive troop surge into America's heartland... (more)

 DOMESTIC POLITICS
In the Shadow of Rusting Steel Mills, the Struggle for Ninja Rights Continues
Clinton and Obama Court Black Vote with Reparations Packages

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Rainbow Bright Goes Goth

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Google and Transatlantic Swimming
Google, The Modern Day Oracle of Delphi

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Anteaters Decry Loss of Traditional Ways



Olympic Pole Vaulter Yoo Kim Conveniently Specifies His Seemingly Reasonable, Yet Somehow Suspect, Location


 


Nite Owl Stays Up Late



Andromeda Galaxy Found To Harbor Supermassive Black Hole, Known Terrorists, Says Ashcroft


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