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Issue 13
Spring 2007
Helping America procrastinate since 1636
December 12, 2024
 
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Al Gore Credits Emotion Chip With Resurgence in Popularity
Oscar winner, environmental activist, former United States Vice President and presidential candidate Al Gore is a popular man... (more)

 HEALTH AND MEDICINE
Fearing Pandemic, COOTIES Vaccine Required for Harvard Enrollment
American Red Cross Expands Give-Away Program

 HARVARD NEWS
Harvard Undergraduate Just Can't Stop Helping Others
Teaching Fellows Desperately Want More Teaching Conferences
Photo of Yale's "We Suck" Prank Shown to Be Doctored

Bush Calls for Massive Troop Surge in America's Heartland
In what he deems a "strategic redeployment," President Bush is calling for a massive troop surge into America's heartland... (more)

 DOMESTIC POLITICS
In the Shadow of Rusting Steel Mills, the Struggle for Ninja Rights Continues
Clinton and Obama Court Black Vote with Reparations Packages

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 ENTERTAINMENT
Rainbow Bright Goes Goth

 UPDATE ON THE ENVIRONMENT
Discovery Channel Screenshots

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Google and Transatlantic Swimming
Following Recommendations from HGWISE, President Summers to Become a Woman

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Blind, Invisible, Jogger Keeps Knocking Shit Out of People



Supreme Court Vacancy to be Filled by Large Pile of McDonalds Balls


 


Ultra-feminist changes last name to hyphen



Toaster Box Steals Bike, Loses Breath, Puts Down Kick Stand


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