In an attempt to combat the oppressively commercial nature of Valentine's day, we at the Harvard Satyrical Press deemed it appropriate to produce a plethora of unromantic posters with comments. In this case, a plethora happens to be 24 posters, but don't get too excited. For the record, these very posters were used, in real life (and quite succesfully we might add) in a recent Anti-Valentines / Red Wine and Chocolate Party in the dorms of the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences. In ironic honor of the un-romantic theme, approximately 8 Harvard graduate students were fortunate to "hook up" that night, although, as you can all see, this is well short of a plethora.