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Issue 12
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| American Torturers Decry Recent Outsourcing Trend |
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WASHINGTON DC - Nearly 5,000 members of the American Federated Torturers Association (AFTA)
held a "Bring the Tazers Back Home" rally in front of the Capitol Building yesterday to protest the
burgeoning trend of US corporations and government agencies outsourcing torture...
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| RELIGION | |
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Jesus Outsources Prayer-Answering to India
USA - Jimmy Cooper was one of many Americans to discover this weekend that instead
of talking to Jesus...
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| MINI NEWS |
| Grad Student Mistakes Dove Bar for Bar of Dove |
| Stochastic Processes Professor Assigns Grades Stochastically |
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| MBTA Transit Watch Pamphlet |
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| Hand Dryers Take Basically Forever... |
| NASA Announces Breakthrough in... |
| POINT / COUNTERPOINT |
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Angelina Jolie vs. Jeffrey Sachs
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Snoop Dogg vs. Eminem
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| TERROR UPDATE | |
| Area Man Smuggles 70 Kilograms of Liquid onto Plane | |
| Washington, DC - Following reports of a recently foiled British terror plot, where the weapon of choice was supposedly a bomb concocted out of explode violently when mixed fluidic substances... | |
| Top 10 Things No Longer Allowed on Planes | |
| GLOBAL POLITICS | |
| European Union to Become 51st U.S. State | |
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Europe - In an unprecedented statement this morning, the president of the European
Commission, Mr. Durao Barroso...
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| CONSUMER REPORTS |
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| PUBLIC HEALTH | |
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| BIOLOGY |
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| UPDATE ON THE ENVIRONMENT | |
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| OPINION |
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| ENTERTAINMENT | |
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Bose Announces New Nose Cancelling Headphones
Definition of smithereens changed from 73 to 84 little pieces
Hey, shouldn't I be on a plane?
Don't even think about taking me to your leader
Man accidentally writes grocery list wrong way on post it
Old bar of soap about to merge with new one
Sting's next door neighbor complains of loud sex
Ultra-feminist changes last name to hyphen
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Attn: Andrew Friedman, Editor In Chief.
