Issue 13
Spring 2007
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April 26, 2024
 TOP STORY  OTHER NEWS  STILLS
Al Gore Credits Emotion Chip With Resurgence in Popularity
By Al Gore 2.0
Washington, DC - Oscar winner, environmental activist, former United States Vice President and presidential candidate Al Gore is a popular man. So popular, in fact, that he may even be considering a previously unthinkable 2008 re-run for the White House... (PDF)

 HEALTH AND MEDICINE
Fearing Pandemic, COOTIES Vaccine Required for Harvard Enrollment
Cambridge, MA - As of May 2007, Harvard Students have been advised to brace for "perhaps the most dangerous pandemic in recorded history"... (PDF)

 HARVARD LIFE
Harvard Undergraduate Just Can't Stop Helping Others
Teaching Fellows Desperately Want More Teaching Conferences

 LETTER FROM THE EDITORS
Photo of Yale's "We Suck" Prank Shown to Be Doctored
 POLITICS
Bush Calls for Massive Troop Surge in America's Heartland
Washington, DC - In what he deems a "strategic redeployment," President Bush is calling for a massive troop surge into America's heartland. While the original "troop surge" Bush announced in 2006 was only 20,000... (PDF)

 RACISM IN AMERICA
In the Shadow of Rusting Steel Mills, the Struggle for Ninja Rights Continues
(PDF) Clinton and Obama Court Black Vote with Reparations Packages

HSP Comics Winning Cartoons! - Spring 2007 (PDF)

 CARTOON CELEBRITIES
Rainbow Bright Goes Goth (PDF)

 MORE STILLS
Discovery Channel Screenshots

Google and Transatlantic Swimming

Artichoke Nearly Untasteable in Spinach-Artichoke Dip


Curly Fries Found to Curl Backward in Australia


Maker of Post-It To Lobby Against Approval of Memory Drug


Area Man Brings His Own Equal


Bush Vetoes Bill at Chinese Restaurant


Arbitrary, Misleading Statistic Passes Arbitrary Base-10 Number


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