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Issue 11
Spring 2006 |
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| Larry Summers Boldly Hand Picks Successor to Harvard Presidency |
| Cambridge, MA - After the recently announced resignation of Harvard President Larry Summers, speculation has run rampant concerning his potential successors. Rumors have ranged anywhere from former US Vice President Al Gore to... (Download pdf) |
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Revolution in Canada
This Just in! Live from Toronto, this is the Canadian Broadcasting Company! CBC is Canada's only publicly funded news service (at least until the new... (Download pdf) |
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Love in Translation
We all know the scene. It's Springtime and romance is in the air.
Boy meets girl through a modern digital interface...
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| Medical School Application Timeline... |
| DOMESTIC POLITICS | |
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Who's On Tap?
Only the most naïve citizens of the homeland may not realize it, but this represents a typical phone conversation in America Today. A dialogue between two men hell bent on the destruction of America, Freedom, and Our Entire Way of Life!... |
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| Following Latest Riots, Burn-Resistant Cars Become Hot Sellers in France | |
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Paris, Fr. – Following a recent wave of riots in Paris, during which enraged youths set fire to over 1500 vehicles in a single night... (Download pdf) |
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| How To Leave The Dorms and Live On? | |
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Cambridge, MA
Harvard graduate student Terry Kleinschmidt recently suffered a nervous breakdown upon learning that he will have to leave his dorm room as of the 30th of June 2006... (Download pdf) |
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| MINI NEWS |
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Summers Taps Bill Clinton as Student-Faculty Affairs VP
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| Study: Most Seniors Confused by Medicare Benefits, World Around Them |
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Fallen Korean Stem Cell Scientist Stuns World With Claims of Phallic Enhancement
Absent Minded Pimp Missing 6 Hoes
There's No Way That Short Term Mortgage Interest Rates Will Ever Go Below 5%, You Moron!
New Study Finds Recent Surge in Completely Made-Up Statistics
Generic Placebo Outselling Brand Name Placebo
Urn Museum Destroyed By Fire, Ashes Placed In Larger Urn
Unaware of Comment's Racist Undertones, Area Man Extremely Excited About Chocolate New Orleans
 Urn Museum Destroyed By Fire, Ashes Placed In Larger Urn |
 Unaware of Comment's Racist Undertones, Area Man Extremely Excited About Chocolate New Orleans |
 Picture of Delicious Grapes Shown For No Reason |
 Alien Space Monster Possibly Lurking Near Right Side of Web Page |
 Reasonably High Scoring Scrabble Game Photographed |
Area Woman Thinks She's All That, And Is Dorito Impales Roof Of Mouth |
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Attn: Andrew Friedman, Editor In Chief.
