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Issue 14
Fall 2007 |
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| US Prepares For Invasion, Sexual Liberation of Iran | |
New York, USA
After Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's controversial speech at Columbia University
in late September, I knew we had found what we were looking for. After all of our
intelligence...
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| Tom Brady Angers Christian Fans, Claims He is Better Than Jesus | |
Foxborough, Mass
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady angered Christians across the nation yesterday by suggesting he is more talented than noted messiah Jesus Christ in an interview with the Boston Globe... (PDF) |
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| HEALTH AND MEDICINE | |
| Herpes Vaccine Found To Increase Sex Appeal | |
| Study: Massachusetts Has Highest Rates of Wicked Retarded |
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| Don't Just Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. | |
| HSP Comics FALL 2007 (PDF) |
| KLAUS SKÖR |
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| Hugo Chavez Elected President of the United States (PDF) |
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Jordan's Furniture Bets Obama Will Strike Out
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| Bush Amends Constitution to Ban Only Monogamous Gay Relationships (PDF) | |
| PERSONALS | |
| Facebook Friend Request Mistaken For Actual Friend Request | |
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| My True Love Ate My Thesis (PDF) |
| ENTERTAINMENT |
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| HSP Movie Reviews: Bruce Willis 5 | |
| "Bruce Willis 5" (2007) starts with a concept that should appeal to all of Bruce's fans: John McClane from Die Hard, Korben Dallas from The Fifth Element, John Hartigan from Sin City, Butch Coolidge from... (PDF) |
| Spam Writer's Union Enters Tenth Year (PDF) |
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| SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY | |
| Invisible Monkey Throws Visible Poop (PDF) | |
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Disappointed Would-Be Translator Told "Farting is Not A Language"
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Writer's Strike Decreases Political Awareness of 18-49 Demographic by 96%
Enough is Enough. I'm Taking Back The Magic Kingdom. -M. M.
Agnostics Can't Decide Whether to go to Secularist Conference
Graduate Student Diverts Attention From Thesis To Beard
Lull in Conversation Filled by Hearty Entree
Cambridge Hipster Mistaken For Jamaica Plain Hipster
HSP Deems It Too Early To Make Fun of New Harvard President
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Attn: Andrew Friedman, Editor In Chief.
