We all know the scene. It's Springtime and romance is in the air. Boy meets girl through a modern digital interface. Girl says X, but really means Y. Boy answers Z but really means (3+Q)K. With their romantic prose and verbal gymnastic abilities artificially enhanced, they both fall madly in love, only to discover that the person they fell in love with was a big fat liar! Here at HSP we hope to help our readers avoid this unnecessary heartache by providing you with simple translations of the language of date speak, electronic or otherwise. |