Issue 10
Fall 2005
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LISTLESS WITH HSP

Top 10 Things That Can Turn You Into Stone

  1. Peeking when making out with Medusa
  2. Pissing off Jabba the Hutt
  3. Masturbation
  4. Standing in the same spot for geological timescales
  5. Wizards going postal
  6. Judging a Baselisk beauty contest
  7. Transporter accident near Yosemite
  8. Eating too many Tums
  9. Being stoned to death very slowly
  10. Asking a hearing impaired genie to make you a rock star
  11. Getting really stoned



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