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Frederick Sandofsky
Movie Ticket
Guy
The tax money I'd save would never cover the enjoyment I receive from racism. You can't put a price on that!
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Samantha Henderson
Professional Temp
With what's been going on these past 7+ years, I don't think America can handle another tall president.
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Jake Smalley
Homeland Security Guard
Look, even if the guy's completely innocent, I just can't vote for a member the Bin Laden family.
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Mary McConnell
Personal Home Manager
His wife is just too good looking. Frankly, its a little intimidating.
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Sharon Holbrook
Homeless Shelter
Coordinator
Sorry, I just can't stand Community Organizers.
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Jimmy Penderton
Denny's Restaurant
Manager
Scientists just proved racism reduces stress. No universal health care plan can give me that kind of peace of mind.
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Homer Simpson
Nuclear
Technician
D'Oh! There's no way I can support such a shitty bowler.
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Agatha P. Cottonhead
Widowed Plantation
Owner
Certainly not. It might encourage another slave uprising!
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Chet Huntington, III
Investment
Banker
As the token black Democrat earning $250K/yr, I'm even more afraid of a black guy robbing me than you are.
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Joe Biden
Second Poorest
US Senator
I'm considering it, but really, what's in it for me?
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