Love at first sight.
Here's looking at you, kid.
"Age cannot wither her..."
Enjoy a romantic weekend in Castle
Kartofelkopff...
Don't forget to visit the torture
chamber.
The
Nothing says I love you...like a
spatula.
Enjoy our reasonably priced lover's
suites.
Take a romantic walk through rolling
hills, lush countryside, and piles and piles of rubbish.
And you thought our relationship
was frigid, barren, and desolate...
...From
Why not bring your loved ones some
flowers tonight? You can find them
in the third aisle next to the antifreeze.
Love in the time of malaria.
Nothing got Sylvia's heart beating
like men wading through a pool of shit.
With a little luck and a lot of elbow
grease, the love nest will be ready for next Valentine's day.
Why not take her for a romantic weekend
in
How ‘bout a DATE?
They say love is hard work...but try
lifting a forklift onto a couple of picnic tables.
Amanda and Toby's relationship finally
crumbled under the weight of a 2004 Toyota Tacoma.
Honey, would you mind helping me
remove the corrosion from this aircraft's outer hull?
A honeymooners' paradise - rolling
hills, cloudless skies, and pre-fabricated concrete.
These flowers suck. But thanks for the microwave!
Every relationship needs a solid
foundation. Also, don't forget the
reinforced steel support beams.
My love for you is nothing like a
futuristic concrete structure with spikes on it. Still, I thought it appropriate to mention it.
Forget
Come to Richards Hall, known worldwide
for our day spa and panoramic view of the Perkins Hall Parking Lot.
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